“笑果”指数 ★

　　I don't have time to read, because I must study。
　　Studying usually involvesreading!
　　I shared it by myself。
　　You cannot share things with yourself!
　　It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture。
　　'Disadvantages' are bad by definition!
　　China is a big country, so we have four seasons。
　　Small countries may have four seasons, too!
　　She is a good person, because I know her father。
　　The fact that you know her father doesn't mean she is a good person!
　　“笑果”指数 ★★
　　I am writing to expressthat I am going to receive the aid from you。
　　Are you sure I'm going to help you­
　　I need some hands from you。
　　I bet you mean 'a hand'。
　　More and more people are getting older。
　　Who's getting younger­
　　In my opinion, I'm a student。
　　Are you not sure­
　　Pandas can give us the development。
　　Sounds difficult。
　　My abilitymake(s) me couldn't study。
　　......especially in develolping and developed countries。
　　And what about coutries that are neither developing nor developed­
　　“笑果”指数 ★★★
　　My friend must be like animal。
　　What a curse!
　　We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!
　　It is possible but immoral。
　　My major is violence。
　　I hope not so!
　　I often go to the loo to see wild animals。
　　Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。
　　My city has a bright future, because of me。
　　Shall we try something modest­