用一句代码诠释你目前的状况
我先来:
- C# code
string.IsNullOrEmpty(Mine.Money) = true;
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select sum(money)as money from MY.car
money
0
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Assert.IsTrue(me.Money <= 0);
Assert.IsFalse(me.HasHouse);
Assert.IsFalse(me.HasCar);
单元测试全部通过
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struct doIt*p=(struct doIt*)malloc(sizeof(struct doIt));
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var totalMoney =
from card in My.cards
select sum(card.money)
ps:totalMoney==0
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- C# code
My.Money <= 100000 && My.Cars.Count <= 0 && My.House.Type == "廉价租房"
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- HTML code
<script language="javascript"> /** * Reference: Sandeep V. Tamhankar (stamhankar@hotmail.com), * http://javascript.internet.com */ function checkEmail(emailStr) { if (emailStr.length == 0) { return true; } var emailPat=/^(.+)@(.+)$/; var specialChars="\\(\\)<>@,;:\\\\\\\"\\.\\[\\]"; var validChars="\[^\\s" + specialChars + "\]"; var quotedUser="(\"[^\"]*\")"; var ipDomainPat=/^(\d{1,3})[.](\d{1,3})[.](\d{1,3})[.](\d{1,3})$/; var atom=validChars + '+'; var word="(" + atom + "|" + quotedUser + ")"; var userPat=new RegExp("^" + word + "(\\." + word + ")*$"); var domainPat=new RegExp("^" + atom + "(\\." + atom + ")*$"); var matchArray=emailStr.match(emailPat); if (matchArray == null) { return false; } var user=matchArray[1]; var domain=matchArray[2]; if (user.match(userPat) == null) { return false; } var IPArray = domain.match(ipDomainPat); if (IPArray != null) { for (var i = 1; i <= 4; i++) { if (IPArray[i] > 255) { return false; } } return true; } var domainArray=domain.match(domainPat); if (domainArray == null) { return false; } var atomPat=new RegExp(atom,"g"); var domArr=domain.match(atomPat); var len=domArr.length; if ((domArr[domArr.length-1].length < 2) || (domArr[domArr.length-1].length > 3)) { return false; } if (len < 2) { return false; } return true; } alert(checkEmail('zhoukang@.'));</script>
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shutdown -s -t 1296000
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- C/C++ code
while(true){ //放不开一些人,放不开一些事 Sleep(200);}
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if(text.id = null)
{
label.text=me;
}
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Select Money From World
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- C# code
string wiki = String.Empty;
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- C# code
while (true){ Console.WriteLine("痛苦");}
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- SQL code
select Isnull(money,100w) as money,Isnull(HouseNum,100)HouseNum, Isnull(CarNum,100)CarNum,Isnull(HasMarry,100)HasMarry from TB_InMyMind-------------Money HouseNum CarNum HasMarry 100w 100 100 100
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- C# code
Response.Write("身心俱疲！");
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- C# code
Me.Dispose()
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- C# code
while(this.IsBored) this.Idle();
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- C# code
while (true){Console.WriteLine("赚钱养家糊口还房贷！");}
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select from girls
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try{}cath{return:"6号买到回家的车票！";}
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while(1>0)
{
Working();
}
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while (true){Console.WriteLine("迷茫！");}
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Console.Write("等待工资ing...");
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while (！外面有好机会){Console.WriteLine("混工资");}
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- C# code
string 工作 = "到处找啊!"; while (true) { if (工作 == "到处找啊!") { 工作 = "找工作"; } else { Response.Write(工作); Response.Redirect("XX公司 然后继续XX"); break; } }
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NULL
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- Java code
int i=1;//i表示工作年份for(i;i<=2;i++){ //表示工作两年 if（i==1）{ System.out.print("加薪了") }else{ System.out.print("没钱。。。信用卡把我害了") }}
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- C# code
long _totalsalary;while(1){ _totalsalary+= 18000;}
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- C# code
if (DateTime.Now.ToString("yyyy-MM-dd") == "2010-02-06") { Response.Write("I'm going home!"); }
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- SQL code
--moneyselect nullif(0,null)
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- SQL code
insert into your laopo
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- C# code
while (true) { switch (dayOfWeek) { case 1: case 2: case 3: case 4: case 5: Console.WriteLine("上班下班吃饭睡觉"); break; case 6: Console.WriteLine("麻将电影旅游"); break; case 7: Console.WriteLine("吃饭睡觉打豆豆"); break; default: Console.WriteLine("还没想到"); break; } }
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Console.Write("我想妈妈了...");
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while (1)
{
send（"啥时候涨工资"）;
get (“再过几个月吧...”);
sleep(“几个月”);
}
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he
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都是有钱人在这装穷呢。。。
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- SQL code
delete love from myheart where dayfrom >= to_date('2010-01-28','yyyy-mm-dd');commit;
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- C# code
if("阿娇"!="很傻很天真"){Response.Write("阿娇的照片");}
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try
{
if(She is lying)
{
She is a good girl and love me, I love her but we won't be together.
}
else
{
She is not a good girl and don't love me, it doesn't worth loving her and we won't be together.
}
}
catch
{
We won't be together.
}
finally
{
Fuck!
}
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case 1:
2：
...
14
Response.Write("等待出粮");
case 15:
Response.Write("终于有钱了。。。");
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delete people from earth
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[code=C#][/code]
do
{
working hard;
} while (salary >3K);
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- C# code
for(int i=0;i<100;i++){ for(int j=1;j<=12;j++) { for(int k=1;k<=28;k++) { //上班 DoWork(); } }}
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- C# code
专案 专案A = new 专案(); for (int 天数 = 1; 天数 <= 365; 天数++) { if (!专案A.完成) { 起床(); 吃饭(); 上班(); 开发(专案A); 下班(); 吃饭(); 上班(); 开发(专案A); 下班; 吃饭; 加班(); 开发(专案A); 下班(); 做爱做的事情(); 睡觉(); } else { 专案A = new 专案(); } }
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_exit(-1);
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// 计算 1 + 1 的结果, 赋值给局部变量 x int i = 1 + 1;
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……未知错误……
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- PHP code
<?php echo "Future is unknown!!!";?>
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- JScript code
alert("累啊，但睡不着！");
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if(time<2)
study
else
sleep
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- C# code
;
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Create table 收入支出记录
(
编号 int identity(1,1) primary key
类型 int, --收入=1 支出=-1
金额 int,忽略小数
)
declare @当前余额 int
select @当前余额=sum(类型*金额) from 收入支出记录
print @当前余额
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-1000
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- C# code
for(int j=0;j<52;j++){ for(int i=0;i<7,i++) { Console.WriteLine("没日没夜的工作....."); if(i==5||i==6) { Console.WriteLine("TMD，终于能休息两天了....."); } }}
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Console.Write("劝自己不要把每月工资都花光...");
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while(烦恼==true）{
sleep（12*3600000）
}
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for(;;) {
printf("Working ...\n");
sleep(25200);
}
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Console.Write("等待工资ing...");
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wait(money);
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- C# code
int days=0; List<String> namelist = new List<String>(); var name = new string[] { "三八","头儿1","头儿2","老总","XXX","XXXX","老子"}; for (int i = 0; i < name.Length; i++) { namelist.Add(name[i].ToString()); } do { Response.Write("上班"); Response.Write("恰饭"); Response.Write("看那不爽的三八三八"); Response.Write("练卡"); Response.Write("打酱油"); days++; } while (days <= 30); namelist.Remove("老子"); Response.Write("GO...");
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I = 1/0;
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- C# code
string strMyProblem=string.Empty;foreach(object obj in 楼主.回帖){ strMyProblem=strMyProblem+obj.ToString();}
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- C/C++ code
printf（“一天天迷迷糊糊，浑浑噩噩！”）；
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jf
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好多语法错误
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JF
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if(haveMoney){
return goodman;
}else if(haveHouse){
return goodman;
}else if(haveCar){
return goodman;
}else{
return badman;
}
::badman;
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<asp:Button ID="Button1"
runat="server" Text="查询我当前情况" Width="67px" Height="26px" TabIndex="26"
onclick="Button1_Click" ToolTip="确保心脏正常，（以免受不住打击）"
PostBackUrl="~/穷困/潦倒.aspx" />
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- VB code
for i=1 to MyWaitYear.length if you.Love<>me Then MyHeart.Close() Else MyLoveYear.Length=MyLife.Lengthnext MyLife.goon()
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- C/C++ code
return FALSE;
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exit(0);
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main()
{
MeStatus seem_fine;
}
error C2259: “MeStatus” : 不能实例化抽象类
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- SQL code
select sum('剩余可用工资'),sum('实发工资'),sum('工作时长') from money--结果1 -500 1600 2
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Console.WriteLine("痛并快乐...");
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return;
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- C# code
Console.WriteLine("NO money,no gf,no hourse");
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- C# code
return "一无所有";
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- C# code
myheart.destory();
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现在就像水，等待风起云涌的那一日
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Operation timed out
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- C# code
try { Response.Write("钱"); } catch (Exception) { Response.Write("钱"); } finally { Response.Write("钱"); }
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return();
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GOTO
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- Java code
int i=25;//年龄while(!dead){i++；if（i > 60）{ System.out.println("不用工作"); break;}System.out.println("努力工作");}
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if (DateTime.Now.Hour>6 && DateTime.Now.Hour<20)
{
Console.WriteLine("拼命赚钱养家糊口还房贷！");
}
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select 电话，qq，msn from 女人 where 1=1 and state=活的
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select ‘lp’ from china
throw exception;
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- C# code
Person me=new Person(); if(Me.Age<=22) Me.Live="Happy"; return Me; if(Me.Job==null||Me.Money<0) SeekJob(); if(Me.Money<10000) { Seelp(10000); SeekJob(); Buy(Hose); While(Me.GF.Count<10) { Me.GF.Add(new Girl(20,28,162,cn)); if(Me.GF.Count>0) { if(Me.GF[0].Morality=="Good") Me.Live="Happy"; else { Sleep(2); Me.Remove(Me.GF[0]); Me.GF.Add(new Girl(20,28,162,cn)); } } } } if(Me.Age>40) { if(Me.Money<100000&&Me.Hose.Count<1) return null; }
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- C# code
Response.End();//终结2009了，